My future's so bright it's dark.

This is a chart of wages for mental health counselors across the U.S.. Good one, Tennessee. You so hilarious. Please, tell me some more jokes!

Sorry fam, looks like the good Lord wants me in Vegas.

#	Location	Median Wage (2008)
		Hourly Wage	Annual Wage
1	Nevada	$24.41	$50,800
2	Alaska	$23.79	$49,500
3	Maine	$22.96	$47,800
4	Utah	$22.04	$45,800
5	Michigan	$21.56	$44,800
6	Oregon	$21.17	$44,000
7	Virginia	$20.71	$43,100
8	New Mexico	$20.24	$42,100
9	Wisconsin	$19.90	$41,400
10	California	$19.85	$41,300
11	Arkansas	$19.79	$41,200
12	Minnesota	$19.75	$41,100
13	Ohio	$19.72	$41,000
14	District of Columbia	$19.68	$40,900
15	Indiana	$19.52	$40,600
16	Delaware	$19.43	$40,400
17	Wyoming	$19.01	$39,500
18	New Jersey	$18.88	$39,300
19	Arizona	$18.75	$39,000
20	Maryland	$18.62	$38,700
21	Illinois	$18.40	$38,300
22	Nebraska	$18.37	$38,200
23	North Carolina	$18.13	$37,700
24	Mississippi	$18.11	$37,700
25	Washington	$17.99	$37,400
26	Oklahoma	$17.85	$37,100
27	Georgia	$17.82	$37,100
	UNITED STATES	$17.70	$36,800
28	Florida	$17.68	$36,800
29	Massachusetts	$17.65	$36,700
30	New Hampshire	$17.60	$36,600
31	South Dakota	$17.36	$36,100
32	Vermont	$17.30	$36,000
33	South Carolina	$17.25	$35,900
34	Missouri	$17.19	$35,800
35	Connecticut	$17.10	$35,600
36	Texas	$16.97	$35,300
37	Colorado	$16.77	$34,900
38	Kansas	$16.57	$34,500
39	Alabama	$16.32	$33,900
40	Kentucky	$16.27	$33,800
41	Pennsylvania	$16.08	$33,400
42	West Virginia	$15.02	$31,200
43	New York	$15.01	$31,200
44	Hawaii	$15.00	$31,200
45	Rhode Island	$14.98	$31,200
46	Iowa	$14.46	$30,100
47	Montana	$14.07	$29,300
48	Puerto Rico	$14.01	$29,100
49	Louisiana	$13.58	$28,200
50	TENNESSEE	$13.42	$27,900

Source.